Category: Dating and Relationships
Hey all,
what other ways can you think of for sex?
here's what I've got:
Bed, fuck, pork, ride, do, lay, intercourse, sleep with, the horizontal pulk...
Well I guess we have a pretty good idea what the starland vocal band ment by afternoon delight! of course there's always the dance of love, or it takes two to tango.
Well a friend of mine once said sex is like math, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply!
I just thought of a few more...I think Mr. Tone Loke said it best: Funky cold Madena and doing the wild thing!
Also we can't forget dancing in the sheets.
Making love! I can't believe I forgot that one! Light my fire apparently...
Giving her the hot beef injection. There's my contribution.
wild monkey woo woo, boning, the horizontal mambo, burying the twig in the bush, some ac/dc ones like givin the dog a bone or cutting her cake with his knife, firing off the rocket in the black hole, giving the baby her bottle, giving the monkey her banana, planting the seed, worm eating the apple... give me all day and I could come up with a lot. I've also made up a few based on songs like travelling in Stygian, sampling and holding... Oh, here's some others, sheathing the sword, lighting the dragon's fire, casting the love spell with the magic staff. See, told ya I couldn't be stopped.
What's the square root of 69?
8 something.
The only one I can think of now is the Matress Mambo, oh yeah and the Nasty, um... maybe more later.
doing the dead, the dirty, nocking boots!
even though I hate Limp Bizkit, I just remembered nookie
Wooppy and pooky-pooky
Then there's hiding the salamy, or how ever you spell it. There's also the horizontal bop, and one I just thought up, baby making practice.
there is one more, but it's rather crude: it's running her through with the pork sword.
There's doing the nasty, and one that my friends and I came up with when we were about ten: ding ding ding. Don't ask. At guide dog school, we figured out that guide dog commands can be used during sex. Down, stay, foward, inside, left, right, over left, over right, good boy!!!
Lol fucking wicked.
rumpy pumpy
getting your leg over
having a ride
nudge nudge
screwing
i prefer to do it really though talking dirty is just as good
hmm well there is, doing the bed rock, and humping but that is all that comes to mind.
Matress dancing
I think I for got the most known one; Screw!
Some of those are really funny! How about "eating the peach", "getting a BJ", "getting head", all those for oral? Or how about "gettin down tonight", "banging", "doing monkey business", "sharing pleasure", or just "doing it"?
sex is like a bank, once you withdraw you lose interest.
Unless, of course, you're the woman, or you withdraw to tease someone or as part of the rhythm.
I think this one is rather disgusting, but the reverse of a woman giving a man a blow job is the man well, eating pussy!
Well, you'll think "pussy licking" or "cocksucking" sounds even more disgusting then.
doing the poop shoot, butt hole surfing, make wit the luv, rompin in the sheets, eating the bearded taco, lollypop licken, and i can't think of anymore
actually, no I don't, it's just the visual immages that eating pussy conjors up that is particularly disgusting.
how about just having a dam good fuck?
Hmmm, I've been asked if I ate pussy and I said something about it sounded discusting. I'd try it, but something about that got me a little sick.
One I heard once was getting laied.
I've read the term "coupling" as a term for intercourse.
Leilani
i've taken these from good rock songs
getting rocked
rattle-snake shake
getting it up
eating pie for oral
gettin down & dirty
pour some sugar on me
right key but the wrong keyhole
hit and run
shaken me all night long
going down
the whole song walk this way
kick start my heart
slice of your pie
a piece of your action
ripping up the ragdall
love is hard on the knees
sweet emosion
red light, yellow light, green light go, crazy little woman in a 1man show.
go all night
that's all for now
Tuning up the bed spring orchestra. Rosoning up the bow. Barying the baton. Singing with out words. Making the lustful music. Practice makes perfect. Wedding night dress rehearsal. Baby making rehearsal. Playing the skin flute. Tripple tunging the double reed.