Euphamisms for sex

Category: Dating and Relationships

Post 1 by torian princess (The original Blakanadian.) on Thursday, 24-Jun-2004 15:49:05

Hey all,
what other ways can you think of for sex?
here's what I've got:
Bed, fuck, pork, ride, do, lay, intercourse, sleep with, the horizontal pulk...

Post 2 by renegade rocker (I just keep on posting!) on Thursday, 24-Jun-2004 15:58:12

Well I guess we have a pretty good idea what the starland vocal band ment by afternoon delight! of course there's always the dance of love, or it takes two to tango.

Post 3 by renegade rocker (I just keep on posting!) on Thursday, 24-Jun-2004 16:04:00

Well a friend of mine once said sex is like math, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply!

Post 4 by torian princess (The original Blakanadian.) on Thursday, 24-Jun-2004 16:06:39

I just thought of a few more...I think Mr. Tone Loke said it best: Funky cold Madena and doing the wild thing!

Post 5 by renegade rocker (I just keep on posting!) on Thursday, 24-Jun-2004 16:12:39

Also we can't forget dancing in the sheets.

Post 6 by torian princess (The original Blakanadian.) on Thursday, 24-Jun-2004 16:15:00

Making love! I can't believe I forgot that one! Light my fire apparently...

Post 7 by CaptainBlinky (Veteran Zoner) on Thursday, 24-Jun-2004 17:10:39

Giving her the hot beef injection. There's my contribution.

Post 8 by melodica (Account disabled) on Thursday, 24-Jun-2004 19:20:32

wild monkey woo woo, boning, the horizontal mambo, burying the twig in the bush, some ac/dc ones like givin the dog a bone or cutting her cake with his knife, firing off the rocket in the black hole, giving the baby her bottle, giving the monkey her banana, planting the seed, worm eating the apple... give me all day and I could come up with a lot. I've also made up a few based on songs like travelling in Stygian, sampling and holding... Oh, here's some others, sheathing the sword, lighting the dragon's fire, casting the love spell with the magic staff. See, told ya I couldn't be stopped.

Post 9 by Leafs Fan (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 25-Jun-2004 8:42:18

What's the square root of 69?
8 something.

Post 10 by ItsAConspiraZ (This site is so "educational") on Friday, 25-Jun-2004 14:11:42

The only one I can think of now is the Matress Mambo, oh yeah and the Nasty, um... maybe more later.

Post 11 by torian princess (The original Blakanadian.) on Friday, 25-Jun-2004 20:53:40

doing the dead, the dirty, nocking boots!

Post 12 by melodica (Account disabled) on Saturday, 26-Jun-2004 0:15:00

even though I hate Limp Bizkit, I just remembered nookie

Post 13 by torian princess (The original Blakanadian.) on Friday, 16-Jul-2004 22:12:38

Wooppy and pooky-pooky

Post 14 by DougS (Veteran Zoner) on Sunday, 25-Jul-2004 16:35:32

Then there's hiding the salamy, or how ever you spell it. There's also the horizontal bop, and one I just thought up, baby making practice.

Post 15 by Big Pawed Bear (letting his paws be his guide.) on Sunday, 01-Aug-2004 16:29:00

there is one more, but it's rather crude: it's running her through with the pork sword.

Post 16 by krisme (Ancient Zoner) on Monday, 13-Sep-2004 11:56:56

There's doing the nasty, and one that my friends and I came up with when we were about ten: ding ding ding. Don't ask. At guide dog school, we figured out that guide dog commands can be used during sex. Down, stay, foward, inside, left, right, over left, over right, good boy!!!

Post 17 by Leafs Fan (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Monday, 13-Sep-2004 13:55:57

Lol fucking wicked.

Post 18 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Sunday, 19-Sep-2004 7:43:31

rumpy pumpy
getting your leg over
having a ride
nudge nudge
screwing
i prefer to do it really though talking dirty is just as good

Post 19 by Devious_Britches (smarty pants) on Tuesday, 21-Sep-2004 2:01:40

hmm well there is, doing the bed rock, and humping but that is all that comes to mind.

Post 20 by baseball (Generic Zoner) on Monday, 27-Sep-2004 16:57:39

Matress dancing

Post 21 by torian princess (The original Blakanadian.) on Wednesday, 13-Oct-2004 18:10:45

I think I for got the most known one; Screw!

Post 22 by 1800trivia (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Saturday, 05-Feb-2005 22:57:08

Some of those are really funny! How about "eating the peach", "getting a BJ", "getting head", all those for oral? Or how about "gettin down tonight", "banging", "doing monkey business", "sharing pleasure", or just "doing it"?

Post 23 by Puggle (I love my life!) on Sunday, 06-Feb-2005 1:34:11

sex is like a bank, once you withdraw you lose interest.

Post 24 by 1800trivia (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Sunday, 06-Feb-2005 7:59:12

Unless, of course, you're the woman, or you withdraw to tease someone or as part of the rhythm.

Post 25 by Big Pawed Bear (letting his paws be his guide.) on Sunday, 06-Feb-2005 9:30:09

I think this one is rather disgusting, but the reverse of a woman giving a man a blow job is the man well, eating pussy!

Post 26 by 1800trivia (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Sunday, 06-Feb-2005 10:37:01

Well, you'll think "pussy licking" or "cocksucking" sounds even more disgusting then.

Post 27 by Nem (I just keep on posting!) on Sunday, 06-Feb-2005 12:29:50

doing the poop shoot, butt hole surfing, make wit the luv, rompin in the sheets, eating the bearded taco, lollypop licken, and i can't think of anymore

Post 28 by Big Pawed Bear (letting his paws be his guide.) on Sunday, 06-Feb-2005 14:40:00

actually, no I don't, it's just the visual immages that eating pussy conjors up that is particularly disgusting.

Post 29 by Big Pawed Bear (letting his paws be his guide.) on Sunday, 06-Feb-2005 19:37:37

how about just having a dam good fuck?

Post 30 by jrimer (Please visit my home page at http://personal.wbby.us.) on Tuesday, 08-Feb-2005 14:21:25

Hmmm, I've been asked if I ate pussy and I said something about it sounded discusting. I'd try it, but something about that got me a little sick.

Post 31 by mdyer1983 (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Monday, 25-Jul-2005 10:47:58

One I heard once was getting laied.

Post 32 by Twinklestar09 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Monday, 25-Jul-2005 15:09:24

I've read the term "coupling" as a term for intercourse.
Leilani

Post 33 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 26-Jul-2005 4:24:53

i've taken these from good rock songs
getting rocked
rattle-snake shake
getting it up
eating pie for oral
gettin down & dirty
pour some sugar on me
right key but the wrong keyhole
hit and run
shaken me all night long
going down
the whole song walk this way
kick start my heart
slice of your pie
a piece of your action
ripping up the ragdall
love is hard on the knees
sweet emosion
red light, yellow light, green light go, crazy little woman in a 1man show.
go all night
that's all for now

Post 34 by SensuallyNaturallyLiving4Today (LivingLifeAndLovingItToo) on Wednesday, 06-Dec-2006 18:31:12

Tuning up the bed spring orchestra. Rosoning up the bow. Barying the baton. Singing with out words. Making the lustful music. Practice makes perfect. Wedding night dress rehearsal. Baby making rehearsal. Playing the skin flute. Tripple tunging the double reed.